The Crypto Bot That Bets Nothing Ever Happens 📉

Predicting Polymarket events is stressful, and most internet hype is fake. Enter nothing-ever-happens. It’s a Python bot that automatically buys 'No' shares on non-sports markets below your price cap. It packs a live web dashboard, strict safety limits, and paper trading. It’s hilariously cynical, but quietly provides a production-ready, Heroku-deployable template for building safe crypto trading bots.